I always thought life as a hobbit would be quite enjoyable. From the bits and pieces we get to see of their lives through the LOTR series, it seems as though they get to sit around for 90% of their days eating good food, drinking good drink, and smoking the southfarthing's best pipeweed. Doesn't seem that bad of a life, huh?
Anyway, according to this website, if I were a hobbit, my name would be "Fastolph Knotwise of Michel Delving".
Interesting to say the least.
 ...except for that whole "scouring of the shire" thing. That must have been a bummer.