This email was just sent out to everyone in our office at work. Looks like I'm going to have to find another means of releasing my pent-up angst :-)
During discussions with building management today I was notified that the building has recently suffered a rash of broken toilet handles in the men’s bathrooms. This has occurred on all floors. In addition to leaving an already limited resource even more scarce, these handles cost time and money to replace.
Flushing the toilet is a socially encouraged behavior; but please do so without damaging the toilet.
That last sentence is pure gold.