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This email was just sent out to everyone in our office at work. Looks like I’m going to have to find another means of releasing my pent-up angst :-)

To All,
During discussions with building management today I was notified that the building has recently suffered a rash of broken toilet handles in the men’s bathrooms. This has occurred on all floors. In addition to leaving an already limited resource even more scarce, these handles cost time and money to replace.
Flushing the toilet is a socially encouraged behavior; but please do so without damaging the toilet.

That last sentence is pure gold.

From a WSJ article about how Clinton might conduct herself if she didn’t win the DNC nomination:

…she does not know how to lose. Can she lose with grace? But she does grace the way George W. Bush does nuance.

And because we’re fair *and* balanced, a quote from an LA Times article about Obama:

There’s talk about his charisma and good looks, but I know a nerd when I see one. The dude is Urkel with a better tailor.

…I bring you a bit of a childhood memory:

Telephone:

Computer:

Clock:

Radio:

Look Book, Look Book!!!